Collusion

CNN: Putin and Trump concocted a collusion

To win with a profusion of voter confusion.

Despite constant fake news spin

And much to Hillary’s chagrin,

Mueller’s conclusion: ‘T’was all an illusion!

A Cheeseburger

There was a vegan from Lynn

Who had some grease on his chin.

When asked to explain

His meat-eating stain,

A "cheese"burger, he said with a sly grin.

Updated Aphorisms

Early to bed, early to rise … lets you watch Morning Joe

No news … means that Matt Drudge is out of business

Hope springs Obama into office

Beauty is only a skin-tuck deep

Actions speak louder than spin

Beware of Greeks bearing bonds

If you lie down with Occupiers, you wake up with fleas