Daily Humor

Wait, some of the witches coming are vegan!

The New Yorker occasionally gives me a smile ...

Vegan

Guess which grocery store section does not sell out before a hurricane?

A Cheeseburger

There was a vegan from Lynn

Who had some grease on his chin.

When asked to explain

His meat-eating stain,

A "cheese"burger, he said with a sly grin.

Headlines

Senators to Trump: It's do-or-die time for DACA

Trump to rally in Tennessee after Democrats sense a chance to take a Senate seat held by the GOP for two decades

Arlington Cemetery, nearly full, may become more exclusive ...

Meadows: We need to know who directed spy campaign

China steps up pace with new nuclear arms  race with U.S. And Russia

South may be angling its way into the Trump-Kim summit

Shock: Chelsea Manning Tweets suicide note, picture of self on ledge of tall building ...

Vegan extremists threaten to firebomb U.K. butchers

George H.W. Bush hospitalized in Maine

European Union moves to ban single-use plastics

Farrakhan changes his opinion of Trump ...

Iran energy official: We can make highly enriched uranium in two or three days

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites.

Immigration official okays Syrian immigrants with fake passports ...

Media and CIA fall for "golden shower" hoax ...

NBCBuzzFeed takes fake news to a new level  ...

Trump on alleged Russian blackmail: 'I'm a germophobe ... '

Obama refers to himself 75 times in his farewell address

California storms add 350 billion gallons to parched reservoirs

China defends globalism at Davos. Xi say populism spans poverty and war

Scientists grow beating human heart [from stem cells] ...

Update: Flotida airport shooter is Islamic convert ...

Gunman shouting 'Alihu Akbar' opens fire in Spanish supermarket

Left-wing Vegan denied Swiss passport because she's 'very annoying'

Chicago undercounts murder rate ...