Simple Solution

To the North Korean nuclear threat ... just get one of the fat kid's Swedish hookers to sacrifice herself for the rest of humanity.

A Simple Solution

The Iranian nuclear talks have still not concluded with an agreement ... or an framework of an agreement ... or a framework of an understanding ... or even just a terse press release ... see: Yahoo News Story. Therefore may I offer a simple solution to this stalemate?

Just move the proceedings from the five-star Beau-Rivage Palace Hotel in Lausanne, Switzerland (see: Beau-Rivage-Palace-Lausanne) to the half-star Red Roof Inn in Paterson, New Jersey (catered by Pizza Hut). I think this would speed things up a tad.