Headlines

Congress averts shutdown, postpones fight over Trump's wall

Mortgage rates hit a 2 month low -- an unexpected holiday gift to housing

[Golden Globes:] Hanniity, Zucker, Drudge named most influential ...

California: More than 7-in-10 non-citizen households use welfare

Pelosi casts doubt on passage of Trump's new NAFTA without changes

New Democrat law would block lawmakers from buying and selling individual stocks while in office

Former U.S. attorney general Barr may return to job ...

Obama granted Soros-tied group $310M to help migrants avoid deportation

Assange can leave embassy, says Ecuador's president

Trump could be first president since Carter to face recession while running for reelection

Pro athletes say they will lose fortune under Trump tax 'cuts' ...

Italy cuts illegal migrants sea landings by 80 percent

A Double Limerick

CNN reporter from Spring Lake

Filed a story t'was clearly a fake

To cover his tushy

For sources so squishy

He called The Dodald a snake


Trump then riposted a tweet

That this libel was very effete

So Jeff Zucker couldn't keep

 A reporter who seemed such a sheep

  His insult was merely a bleat


Afterward: I actually had a different limerick in mind, but couldn't think of a rhyme for Zucker.