How Busy?

Heard a good one today:

He was as busy as a set of jumper cables at a West Virginia wedding ...

Headlines

Former First Lady Barbara Bush fondly remembered at a service marking her life

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Tijuana: 11 killed in 24 hours ... [650 in 2018]

7th Circuit sides with sanctuary cities, keeps money flowing nationwide

Pro-Trump groups spending big at Trump properties

The British are coming -- tor the rocket-launching business

Londonstan: Leading surgeon predicts summer of carnage ...

Unpublished CDC report confirms over 2 million annual defensive gun uses

GOP fears rise over West Virginia Senate fiasco

North Korea spent last year protecting its nuclear arsenal and it's not clear Kim will give that up

85% of NBA, 89% of NFL smoke [pot]

Maher: Trump 'obviously being blackmailed by Putin'

Headlines

All from Internet news sites. Guess which ones from Politico?

[Gen.] Kelly gives [Gen.] McMaster cover in West Wing battles

Exclusive: Former NSC officials decry McMaster's shutdown of Trump's foreign policy

Greenspan: It's about to burst

Report: McMaster feels the heat ... 'Increasingly volatile,' 'frequently blows his top'

West Virginia Democratic governor switches to GOP

Wasserman Schultz says laptop she wanted to keep from police was Awan's, not hers

Bookmaker slashes odds on Zuckerburg being president ...

Poll: Majority have negative view of Black Lives Matter

Trump (finally!) reaches million-jobs mark

Krauthammer warns: Some Republicans want Trump taken out of office

California kicks ICE out of state offices ...

Michael Moore: 'Who wouldn't want Tom Hanks for president?'

Carbon Footprints

The moon is full and the bats are flying ... and Hellery is hiding under her counterpane so that the moonbats won't get tangled in her wig ... er, hair. A few weeks ago Hellery reinforced Obummer's oath to put coal companies out of business ... only she unfortunately also cursed coal miners too in this death threat. Like her former moonbat-in-chief, she stigmatized carbon as being more evil than terrorists and promised to help the world reduce its "carbon footprint." And who trudges through carbon detritus more than miners as they are harvesting coal. When they are back above ground, these miners have, by necessity, a seriously grimy carbon footprint.

Hellery is trembling undercover because she made the rookie mistake of going to West Virginia, where coal is king, to campaign for president ... and was confronted there by coal miners who rationally took umbrage at her threatening to take away their livelihoods. One supposedly friendly and vetted questioner asked an unfriendly question to whit -- how could she "threaten to put coal miners out of jobs?" Clearly taken aback, Hellery hum-a-hummed her way around a fractured political non-answer until her handlers threw a net over this bumptious questioner.

So Hellery has deep-sixed her chances in West Virginia, Montana, Illinois, Kentucky, Wyoming, and good swaths of Pennsylvania and Ohio ... not a good start to her capuring a majority of the Electoral College in November ... all because of her anathema to carbon footprints.