Showing posts with label Tweeting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tweeting. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 06, 2020

Helicopter Media


Much of America’s crazed media has become like helicopter parents to our president ... obsessed with trying to control his every action and word ... “You must use this phrase to condemn [blank] or it’s not valid! “ ... “You can’t take off your mask now!” ... “You mustn’t make friends with that world leader! ... WE don’t like him/her!” ... “Stop Tweeting so much!” ... “You’re clinically obese!”

FOR GOD’s SAKE, STOP! You are making yourselves look ridiculous ... and those who listen to your madness even more nutso!

Step back, take a deep breath ... and look at what you are doing ... it’s not pretty ...


STAND UP FOR AMERICA!

Thursday, September 05, 2019

How Dems Can Win


Uncle Joe Biden has explained why he wants to be president — so Trump isn’t ... hardly a winning strategy. The other Democrats are falling all over each other to give away taxpayer money by the boatload ... which would sink us far further into debt ...  from which we likely could not possibly recover ... doubling down on globalism, open borders, free college, free healthcare ... even for illegal aliens, a wealth tax, capitulation to China and the EU on trade, $1,000 per month to everyone, and on and on. None of these generous voter bribes ultimately are winning strategies.

But I think I do know what might work to defeat Trump at the polls. To win, one personable Democrat need only do the following:

- Forget all the giveaways. Agree to carry on with every policy and action that Trump has taken so far ... on trade, on tax cuts, on rebuilding our military, on regulation reductions, on avoiding foreign entanglements, on Israel, on asking our allies to step up to their responsibilities, on North Korea, on immigration reform, on global warming, on restoring US manufacturing, on Iran, etc. ... on everything Trump stands for.

- Sand off most of Trump’s annoying rough edges ... his insults, his womanizing, much of his Tweeting, his braggadocios, his exaggerations (aka,”lies”), his combative personality ... but keep his patriotism. And then better communicate to the American people ... like a statesman and not a TV reality-show personality.

Do all this, male or female Dem candidate, and and you can’t lose ... in fact, you might win all 50 states.

Monday, November 20, 2017

STD


Blogging (or tweeting) is like a sexually transmitted disease, it tends to make more enemies than friends ...

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Things I Don't Get ...


The following things fly right over my head:

- Comicon

- Climate change

- Tweeting

- Selfies

- Lady Gaga

- Photo-bombing

- Pass/fail grading

- Cosplays

- Purell

- "How I Met Your Mother"

- Superbowl halftime shows

- Gopro camera

- Texting

- Donut burgers

- Blogs

Friday, July 27, 2012

Mika Brzezinski


Don't comment if you can sigh. Don't sigh if you can wince.  Don't wince if you can scowl.  Don't scowl if you can grimace.  (Or, alternatively, you can completely ignore those on the right by tweeting with the White House for your marching orders.)

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Juxtposition XXIV


Weiner

Hot Dog











A Twit Tweeting.
 
Isn't it funny ... a Republican would fall on his sword.  A Democrat calls on his lawyer.