China Syndrome

There was a wired dude from Wuhan,

Who hatched a diabolical plan:

Eat some bat soup,

Infect the whole group,

Then fly to Tehran and Milan.

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites.

Allahu Akbar: Berlin killer dead in Milan ...

U.S. Begins asking foreign travelers about social media ...

Trump: 'I don't want celebrities at the inauguration'

[Bryn Mawr] College student driven out of school for backing Trump

[Hillary, Huma] Still together ...

World's last wild frankincense forests are under threat

Former presidents won't be at Trump's inauguration -- except one [Carter]

Putin says Dems sore losers ... Ready to visit USA ...

TWITTER inflated video ad metrics by as much as 35%

Wealthy DeBlasio crony caught getting food stamps illegally

Obama administration finalizes Social Security gun ban

L.A. proposal to rename freeway after Barack Obama