Monday, January 16, 2023

The Documents



A  few dozen secret documents have been found in the Penn Biden Center, Biden’s Wilmington, Delaware garage and his personal library. So far. The implicarion is that Joe Biden purloined these no-nos in his last days of his Obama vice presidency.


However, there is  a major missing piece to this scandal … and that is what exactly do they contain?Luckily, I have a deep-state Pilgrim who has seen and indexed these papers … and has allowed me to pass on this gonzo info to you readers. Here is what was found:


- The U.S. nuclear codes … haha just kidding!

- A script that Biden was supposed to memorize for when he first met Xi Jinxing. It appears to have a number tear stains.

- A few copies of discarded attempts to counterfeit a Hawaiian birth certificates for Barack Obama.

- A memo from Hillary Clinton reminding Biden of his promise not to contend for the 2016 presidential nomination.

- A National Security Assessment predicting that Russia was incapable of invading Ukraine for at least 25 years.

- A copy of the Russian nuclear codes

- The original detailed complaint that Tara Reade had filed accusing Biden of sexual assault

- For some reason, Jill Biden’s original Doctoral dissertation marked with a big red D-

- The North Korean nuclear codes written with Chinese characters

- An eyes-only copy of Obama’s manifesto stating what and how he intended to fundamentally change America … with items checked


STAND UP TO  PURLOINING!


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