Tuesday, July 07, 2015

Shallot News


July 26, 2021 -- The United States finally inked a nuclear control deal with Iran in Geneva today after an eternal series of extensions from the original July, 1, 2015 oft-extended deadline. Unfortunately, Iran has obviously already achieved atomic weapons as it has recently nuked Tel Aviv, Israel; Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, and Amman, Jordan.

Retired Secretary of State, John Kerry, wind-surfing off of Martha's Vineyard said that this was a great day for President Obama's and his rapprochement strategy with Iran.

Reported by the Shallot News Service

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