President Obama has announced a new round of rigorous
sanctions against the Russian Federation for its interference in the Ukraine.
Even though somewhat vague, this list I am sure includes at the very least the
following conscriptions:
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The West will no longer permit the publication of any
bare-chested Putin pictures.
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Stoli vodka can no longer be sold in any flavored form inside
Washington, DC.
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Russian oligarchs cannot withdraw more than $1 billion
per day from U.S. banks.
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The U.S. intends to boycott the next Russian Winter
Olympics, whenever that is.
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Michelle Obama will no longer accompany Barack to any meetings
in Russia.
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Russian Sevruga caviar can now only be served at the
White House.
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The LA Clippers must play all their 2015 games in Moscow.
That’ll teach them.
2 comments:
Why does your caviar look like an Oreo cookie?
Is that a dog whistle?
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