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NFL players rip into Trump after he disinvites Eagles to White House

Ted Cruz lays out the constitutional case for Trump pardoning himself

China agrees to buy $70 billion of U.S. goods to fend off tariffs ...

Trot: McCabe seeks immunity deal for testimony

Medicare to go broke three years earlier than expected, trustees say

Another Trump campaign aide invited to Cambridge event where Spygate began

[Dennis] Rodman role at summit?

Ir am plans increased uranium enrichment

Judge orders Manafort to respond to jury tampering charges

Senators to roll out legislation requiring Trump get congressional approval for tariffs

McConnell cancels [Senate] recess ...

Hawaii volcano lava destroys hundreds of homes overnight

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Supreme Court rules narrowly in favor of Colorado baker in same-sex marriage case

McDonald's to add self-order kiosks to 1,000 stores each quarter

Koch bros. to spend millions to oppose Trump's rariffs ...

Facebook gave personal data to 60 companies?

Democrat on Facebook report: 'Sure looks like Zukerberg lied to Congress'

JP Morgan upgrades US Stocks, downgrades Europe on Italy political turmoil

Nunes: Twitter is censoring Drudge

Report: U.S. considers expanded military operations in Yemen

Anti-immigration party wins Slovenian election

Trump: 'I have the absolute right to PARDON myself'

Guetemala volcano eruption kills 25, injures hundreds ...

Report: NKorea shakes up military leadership ahead of summit

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'Tosay is a bad day for world trade": Trump slaps U.S. allies with tariffs

Trump reportedly said he wants to stop imports of German luxury cars in the US

NK official  expected at White House on Friday ...

Elizabeth Warren: Trump is 'willfully blind' to racism

White House stonewalling government watchdog, agency says

Market will shrug off trade tussle with Europe because NAFTA and China are what really matter

Savings rate back near record low, Americans spend more than make ...

Rubio: Congress will have supermajority to block Trump's deal on ZTE

Trump says he'll pardon conservative filmmaker, Dinesh D'Souza

Goldman [Sachs] banker charged with insider trading

Assad warns US troops to leave Syria as he raises prospect of clash ...

Trey Gowdy saus America  people 'want' FBI informant in campaign

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All from Internet news sites. Guess which ones from Politico?

Trump options on Russian probe: Discredit, pardon, fire

Co-founder of firm behind the Trump-Russia dossier will plead the fifth

NFL: OJ will be on Hall of Fame invitation list ..

Dershowitz: 'Unlikely' Mueller will 'want to come away with nothing'

Russian sanctions deal passes without changes Trump wanted

Report: Sessions did talk about the 2016 campaign with Russians

Wall Street Journal editorial writer found dead ...

Reuters tries to trash Trump with poll showing him gaining with his voter base

Schiff, Warner launch preemptive strike on Trump pardons

Report: Trump will use anti-terror law to sidestep enviro review of border wall

Dems to rebrand: 'The better deal'

Lindsey Graham: Vote me out if you oppose amnesty and outsourcing

Jerky Turkey

Tater and Tot were pardoned yesterday

Mr. President sent them on their way

No date with the axe were they meant

Rather, a nice bucolic retirement

But since they were bred for the table

Their life's purpose became unstable

A pall of depression came over each

They wouldn't become the centerpiece

No sausage stuffing for all to note

Or their giblet gravy in a boat

No cranberry sauce was to grace their side

So, they both committed suicide

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These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites.

Twitter purges 'alt-right' accounts ...

Republicans now control record number of state chambers ...

Elon Musk in crosshairs over billions in government subsidies ...

TX oil discovery BIGGEST EVER: $900 billion

CITI to stop accepting cash in branches ...

Team Trump announces five year lobbying ban for administration officials

Hezbollah parade features U.S. armored vehicles ...

Springsteen, De Niro to receive Presidential Medal of Freedom ...

HAWKING: Mankind will be extinct in 1,000 years ...

Three NBA teams boycott Trump hotels

Study: People crave Wi-Fi more than chocolate, sex, alcohol

Jesse Jackson: Obama should pardon Hillary ...