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WHO launches $1.5 billion global funding appeal

Another Knock

From the New Yorker magazine's Daily Humor post

Do we see a n unfunny theme here?

Stormy

Much of our nation's fixation is Stormy's

Whose chest is a buxomy four D's

She had a nude romp

With a mogul named Tromp

And now she wants lots more  $C's