Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites.

Tampons in men's rooms at [Brown] university ...

Goldman Sachs bans donations to Trump, but not to Clinton

Report: U.S. may have given Iran $33.6 billion in secret payments

FACEBOOK Co-founder commits $20 million to defeat Trump

Apple IPhone 7 slogan in Hong Kong translates to 'This is Penis' ...

Dr. Gorka: 'Good generals have been removed,' 'Political yes-mem have survived'

Italian high court rules public masterbation not a crime

Soros pushes online voting ...

Appeals Court blocks proof-of-citizenship voting requirement

Muslim men sentenced for raping 13-year old girl

Obama halts North Dakota pipeline after judge okays its construction

Apple pumps breaks on self-driving car strategy, laying off dozens

It's Only Natural

It seems that strictly religious Muslim men, who grow up seeing only women's eyes ... these women being covered from head to toe with burqas, hijabs, etc., has aroused their manly passions to unnatural levels. It was not therefore unusual when we learned that most of the 9/11 terrorists had visited U.S. strip clubs in the days before their heinous mass murders. And we have also seen many Islam men who have recently migrated into Europe too often behaving in antisocial or criminally sexual ways.

And it will therefore also not be surprising that about 80% of what has been discovered stored on the  laptop computers of captured or killed ISIS terrorists is comprised not of religious devotions or lamentations ... but rather of good old-fashioned pornography ... see: Daily Caller Story.

No wonder these Muslim zealots are so anxious to rendezvous with the 72 virgins that they are promised when they die martyrs ... it's only natural.