Showing posts with label Frank. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Frank. Show all posts

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Stuff


"He, who dies with the most toys, wins."

Watching "American Pickers" it becomes overwhelming clear that our current American society is obsessed with stuff (I know why it is called that) ... old signs, toys, ,antique cars, posters, sports memorabilia, bikes, electronics, dolls, ephemera, motorcycles, vintage appliances, architectural salvage, tsotchkes, old furniture, etc., etc. Frank and Mike crawl through huge piles of cast-offs searching for "rusty gold" among all this junk. Watching these two men often pay up for trash leads me to believe that their show makes their money on advertising and not on their resale trading, I have been to their store in Nashville and never saw a displayed item being purchased. Besides who wants to buy a cracked plastic car with no wheels?

To me the saddest part of this TV series is to see a "collector" who has grown too old or died and his or her collection is now overwhelming others and needs to be disposed of. The Pickers  over-paying for a few items of their amassed trash never solves anything. There still remains stacks of maudlin memorabilia. (I am reminded of the hermit who died when his huge piles of old newspapers fell over and crushed him.) So think three times before buying that special pot to cook asparagus or that neato knife to devein shrimp. Make do with what you have.

The lesson, dear children, is never fall in love with objects ... stuff is a cruel lover.

Afterward: You don't own a lot of stuff ... a lot of stuff owns you!

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Dubious Achievements



Since former President, Bill Clinton, has just been named “Father of the Year” by the National Father’s Day Council … see: USA Today Story, a dubious achievement if there ever was one, I thought I might also assemble a number of other recent winners of equally dubious honors.  They are:

Tim Tebow – “The Bronzed Bench” from the New York Jets
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad – American Jewish Congress’s “Best Friend of Israel” Sash
Nancy Pelosi – the Plastic Surgeons’ Patient of the Year Award (the “Golden Scalpel”)
Harry Reid – Four gold-framed U.S. Budgets from the previous four fiscal years
Rush Limbaugh – Time Magazine’s “Man of the Year”
Elizabeth Warren -- Honorary Membership in the Cherokee Nation
Bashar al-Assad – UNESCO’s “Greatest Love of One’s Countrymen” Gold Medal
Joe Biden – Honorary Doctor of Philosophy from Harvard University
Anthony Weiner – Cosmo Magazines “Sexiest Centerfold” Award
Maya Angelou – the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry
Hillary Clinton – “Most Underrated Politician” Loving Cup from the U.S. House
Mohamed Morsi – the Muslim Brotherhood’s blood-framed “Sacred Oath”
Barney Frank – “Handsomest Couple of the Year” Award from Bride’s Magazine
Justin Bieber – People Magazine’s “Most Metrosexual” Honor
Mayor Tom Menino of Boston – the Demosthenes Award for Outstanding Diction
Barack Obama – the Nobel Peace Prize