Headlines

Trump pledges to end military exercises as part on North Korea nuke deal

Facebook denies building eye-tracking software it's hinted at

Inflation at six-year high, eating away at wage increases ...

Nancy Pelosi trashes Trump after North Korea summit

Senate will try to reverse ZTE deal with a must-pass defense bill

Trump says Trudeau's comments are going to cost Canada 'a lot of money'

NASA: Humans 'absolutely' could live on Mars ...

Small business confidence hits highest level in 34 years

Voto Latino aiming to register 1 million new voters by 2020

Dennis Rodman cries, wears MAGA hat ...

Seattle reverses course on business tax after AMAZON pressure ...

 Alec Baldwin: 'If I ran for president, I would win, hands down'

Kim Jong-Un-Deux-Trois

Kim Jong-Un will be meeting with President Trump sometime in the next few months to negotiate the removal of ballistic missiles and atomic weapons from North Korea. Obviously, Lil' Kim will not make these concessions without demanding something in return. Our spies in Pyongyang have uncovered a number of the things (more than three) that Kim will be demanding. Here they are:

- An introduction to Stormy Daniels

- A Blu-Ray copy of "Rocket Man" signed by Elton John

- The book  "Dictionary of Insults"

- A five-year subscription to Oprah's special Weight Watchers' diet

- Reproductions of Dennis Rodman's tattoos on his equivalent anatomy

- A pair of Elevator shoes

- Winter Olympics gold metals for all the Nork athletes

- A lifetime supply of Courvoisier and Swiss cheese

- Ten cases of tape-worm medicine

- A Premier membership at Mar-a-Largo

Headlines

All these headlines were found on Internet news sites. Guess which ones came from Politico?

Trump reports assets of at least $1.4 billion in financial disclosure

AmazonWholeFoods rivals lose $40B [in stock market value] ...

Trumpists disrupt play depicting Trump assassination

Report: Dem staffers boo Trump at Unity baseball game

Schumer asks for all 100 senators to meet on healthcare

Report: Not even the black jurors thought the officer in the Philando Castile case was guilty

[Dennis] Rodman returns from NKorea without meeting 'friend for life' Kim

Six pregnant Texas women test positive for Zika

Indian lawmakers demand that Trump reverse H-1B crackdown

DACA still under review, Trump administration says

Canada criminalizes wrong use of gender pronoun ...

Swimming superstar Michael Phelps to race great white shark

Ambassador Rodman

North Korea's chubby child ruler, Kim Jong-un, has rattled his nuclear sword once again, threatening a preemptive atomic bombing of the United States (probably Los Angeles and/or San Francisco) ... see: The Sun (of U.K.) story.  Perhaps our unhinged, ex-NBA-er, Dennis Rodman, on his recent visit to North Korea, didn't pander to this tin-horn despot quite enough?

Now aren't we glad that the Democrats have opposed and slow-walked our anti-ballistic-missile-defense system?