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Did Warren get her campaign wrong in Iowa?

Delta, American will suspend China flights as coronavirus outbreak spreads

Poll: Amy pops to third in Iowa

Rand Paul reveals impeachment question censored by John Roberts

Stacey Abrams says she will be president by 2040

Amazon joins trillion dollar club again after knockout earnings report

Starr: Beware the revenge impeachment ...

Brexit day: Sadiq Khan ‘heartbroken’ that Britain is finally leaving the EU

Pompeo, in Ukraine, denies charges central to Trump’s impeachment trial

Consumer sentiment ticks up as unemployment remains around 50-year lows

Dershowitz quits trial ...

Mike Pompeo: Communist China is ‘central threat of our time’

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Enlightenment

Guru

King Kong died for our sins -- Old American Proverb

You can't play ping pong in a kangaroo's pouch -- Old Australian Adage

The hills are alive with the sound of Musak -- Old Austrian Saying

The sun never sets on a British umpire -- Old British Proverb

Icing the puck is preferable to pucking the ice -- Old Canadian Adage

It is better to sleep standing up than have a cricket crawl in your ear -- Old Chinese Proverb

The road to Hellas is paved -- Old Greek Proverb

Kissing the Blarney Stone won't make you any taller -- Old Irish Proverb

Walk softly and carry a big schtick -- Old Jewish Adage

The way to a man's heart is through his sternum -- Old Muslim Proverb

Never eat a kielbasa at a Warsaw bordello -- Old Polish Adage

I would rather that you spill my blood than my vodka -- Old Russian Adage

Blond jokes don't apply to Swedes -- Old Swedish Adage