The Green New War is not going so well under the rules of engagement as dictated by AOC and Greta Thunberg:
- Our tanks and armored personnel carriers are getting bogged down as the enemy is choosing battlefields away from the charging stations.
- Our solar-powered planes are losing out to the enemy’s jets because they are slow, can’t fly at night and can’t carry any armaments.
- Our soldiers crossbows and broad swords are proving ineffective against machine guns, hand grenades and bazookas.
- Our sail-powered aircraft carriers can’t launch airplanes into the wind … and our sail-powered submarines are easily detected.
- Our vegan and gluten-free MREs apparently cannot maintain the necessary energy levels of our troops to effectively defeat the enemy.
But all is not lost Pilgrim … for John Kerry has started passing out pink bicycles to our troops!
STAND UP TO STUPIDITY!
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