You might be a looney Liberal IF:
- You wear your COVID mask in the shower
- You have a Rand Paul voodoo doll stuck full of pins
- You light your Dr. Fauci votive candles when he’s on TV
- You voted for Biden both by mail and in person
- You named your baby boy Kamala
- Your wear wool socks under your Birkenstocks
- You drive your Tesla from the passenger seat
- You order gluten-free semolina pasta
- You have all the Clinton and Obama books on your coffeetable
- You watch The View for your news updates
- You still follow the one-way aisle markers in the supermarket
- You’ve had three COVID booster shots
- You somehow know what Biden is saying
- You GoFunded BLM bail-outs
- You attended Joe and Mika’s wedding
- You never have been thrown off Twitter
- You like Liz Cheney but still hate her father
STAND UP FOR CONSERVATIVES!
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