Bubbba the Red Nose Miner

You know Sneezy and Sleepy

And Happy and Grumpy,

And Dopey, Bashful and Doc.

But do you recall

The most famous tiny miner of all?

Bubba the red-nosed miner

Had a very shiny nose

And if you ever saw it

You would even say it glows

All of the other miners

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Bubba

Join in any seven-dwarf games

Then one foggy mining day

Bashful came to say

Bubba with your nose so bright

Won't you be our mining light?

Then all the seven dwarves loved him

And they shouted out with glee

Bubba the red-nosed miner

You'll go down in history

(And stay away from Snow White!)

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