Our spittle-flecked ANTIFA anarchists (and too too many others) are now proposing ... nay, demanding that we tear down the Washington Monument .... after all, George Washington was a slave owner at Mount Vernon. He obviously never did anything to compensate for this communal sin.
Now, this edifice is a rather imposing monument ... sooo ... may I suggest we might just rename it? Possibly just scratch out and replace the last name on all the plaques there with “Floyd?”
Another possibility: Just rededicate and redecorate it in honor of former President Bill Clinton’s penis?
But in order to make this virtue singling complete, we will need also to rename Washington, DC (Swampville?) and Washington State (West Gates? ... capital, Chaz?)
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