Wednesday, May 09, 2018

Funeral Invitees


John McCain is dying and, being a brave man, is planning out his own funeral. This includes the guest list which specifically excludes president Trump ... apparently because of an insult Trump once paid McCain ... that he was a  "loser" because he lost the 2008 presidency to Obama.

This apparent slight has inspired me to imagine other possible deaths and equivalent funeral invitee  exclusions:

- If  it were to happen, Sarah Palin would not invite John McCain

- Donald Trump would disinvite Stormy Daniels

- Uma Thurman would not have Harvey Weinstein at her funeral

- Monica Lewinsky would not have Bull Clinton on her guest list

- Bill Clinton would exclude Ken Starr

- James Comey (and a lot of others) would not have Donald Trump

- Bibi Netanyahu would not welcome Ayatollah Khamenei


However, all my readers are invited to my funeral ... to be held in  a transgender bathroom at Target.

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