More Things I Don’t Get

Why:

-        Didn’t Bill Gates build fail-safe security into his software?

-        Do playoff series most often last for the full contingent of games?

-        Is rap music so popular?

-        Can't Vladimir Putin afford a shirt?

-        Won’t Muslim Mosques perform gay weddings?

-        Does some artwork often sell for eight and nine figures?

-        Does the Catholic Church shield child molesters?

-        Won’t the American government protect its borders?

-        Do fools fall in love?

-        Does magnetism manifest itself as flux lines?

-        Is college so God-awful expensive (given the outcomes)?