The Bambino

Once the Minnesota  city of Duluth

Played host to the Bambino, Babe Ruth.

They gave him the city key

But being drunk, he took a pee

Which the assembled took as  quire uncouth.

A Republican Pol

There was a young girl from Dalith

Who was quite uncouth with the truth.

She drank and swore like a man

Then registered Republican,

And won her spurs at the voting booth.