The Bambino

Once the Minnesota  city of Duluth

Played host to the Bambino, Babe Ruth.

They gave him the city key

But being drunk, he took a pee

Which the assembled took as  quire uncouth.

Long in the Tooth

There was a woman from Duluth

Who was obsessed with keeping her youth.

She used Botox and potions,

Plastic surgery and lotions

But still is getting long in the tooth.