Showing posts with label bitter clingers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bitter clingers. Show all posts

Thursday, February 05, 2015

Aphorism Agenda

Dog Whistle

The Obama administration has the enviable knack for establishing imaginative vernaculars for their chief executive as a way of pushing his agenda. These bon mots are sometimes insults cloaked in a velvet glove. Here are a few examples with translations:

Degrade ISIS -- we will not send them any more Ramadan good-wishes cards.

Settled science -- Al Gore says it is so.

Bitter clingers -- a way of dissing "white folks" to non-whites and getting away with it.

Dog whistle -- white folks' way of referring to blacks in a oblique way so as not being called racists ... for examples "inner city" or "Detroit" ... i.e., a silent sound that only other whites can hear.

New car smell -- a suggestion that tired, old politicians (such as Hillary and Mitt) are not what America wants in the next election ... rather we need a fresh face like Elizabeth Warren.

Hope and change -- an oblique way of suggesting that President George W. Bush took this country in the wrong direction without saying exactly where we need to go. (We have unfortunately found out.)

You folks -- a way of seeming to belong to a group liking hamburgers while consuming copious quantities of waygu beef.

Dreamers -- the wrapping of illegal immigrants in a term that presupposes they are all young, ambitious and benign.

Let me be clear -- this may be a lie but I am saying it forcefully.

I won --- shut up you losers and let me do my silly stuff.

Islam is a religion of peace -- except for that scallywag, Osama ben Laden,


Thursday, August 07, 2014

Punctuality


Why is Obama almost always late? Yesterday afternoon he was over an hour late for his scheduled press conference focused on his Africa summit. And now the Washington Post has finally taken notice and documented that he has been cumulatively tardy well over 35 hours just for his 200 public appearances in 2014 … see: Washington Post Story .  This averages out to being about 11 minutes late per scheduled appearance.

One can offer numerous excuses for this lack of punctuality, but none seems more to my taste than he is just unconcerned by such social niceties. If we are willing to wait for him … like his six month delay in deciding about how to wage his "just war" in Afghanistan … then this shows how much we respect him and forgive him his foibles ... his tendency to lead from behind (a true oxymoron if I ever heard one.).

He is constantly kicking the can down the road and putting off any truly decisive action in dealing with Russia’s mischief in the Ukraine, the ISIS advances in Iraq, the Syrian civil war, Iran’s potential nuclear belligerence, the Israeli/Gaza turmoil, U.S. tax reform, the immigration crisis, all his many serious governmental scandals, chronic underemployment, etc., etc.

So what is a mere eleven minutes? Get over it you "bitter clingers" ... you "typical white folks" you!