As John Kerry flits around the world trying to save the Iran nuclear deal, the questions arise, "Where is his wealthy wife, Theresa Heinz? Has anyone seen her is the last few years?"
Rumor has it that she is locked in the attic of one of her mansions being fed old fish heads and wilted beet greens. She never should have given John Francois access to her checking account and the power of her attorney.
