Showing posts with label Wonder Bread. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wonder Bread. Show all posts

Sunday, July 19, 2015

White Bread


I know that I have become white bread ... uninteresting squishy white bread. When I was younger I was more Bohemian ... willing to do more outrageous things just to get noticed. I let my emotions often control my actions ... for the high that comes from such daring-do. But now the burden of age has tempered these eccentricities ... and I am satisfied with doing a crossword puzzle or writing a blog.

And I often question the wisdom of our younger folk who let their hearts control their heads ... forgetting that I was once such. Yes, I know that oldsters who resist such constraints are often held out as not giving in to Father Time and rewarded with a puff piece in the local newspaper. But I don't care. I would rather now traverse a safer path to nirvana than to discover it after a trip on LSD or having survived an Andean avalanche. I now see the wonder in Wonder bread.

Please pass the peanut butter ...

Friday, November 16, 2012

Ding Dong!



The Hostess brand is dead. Which old brand? The Drake’s Cakes brand!

Ring Ding! The Hostess brand is dead.

Wake up - the union said, rub your eyes, get out the lead.

Wake up, the Hostess brand is dead. It's gone where our Twinkies went,

Below - below - below. Ho-Hos, let's open up and sing of Wonder Bread.

King Dons' the merry-oh, get it bought, get it lent.

Let them know

The Hostess brand is dead!