The Hostess brand is dead. Which old brand? The Drake’s Cakes brand!
Ring Ding! The Hostess brand is dead.
Wake up - the union said, rub your eyes, get out the lead.
Wake up, the Hostess brand is dead. It's gone where our Twinkies went,
Below - below - below. Ho-Hos, let's open up and sing of Wonder Bread.
King Dons' the merry-oh, get it bought, get it lent.
Let them know
The Hostess brand is dead!
