All this radical Muslim mayhem has got me thinking about some questions that might be asked by recently-recruited suicide bombers. Here are but a few:
-Tell me again ... what is this red button for?
- Can I use my EBT card to buy C-4 explosives?
- And what heavenly rewards do we female martyrs get?
- I've been told ... is this vest a good stress reliever?
- Does all these plastique-filled pockets make me look fat?
- How am I to enjoy my 72 virgins if I am in little pieces?
- Can I have this vest in a tattersall?
- When I get back from this mission, can I have some baba ghanoush?
- At my pizza parlor target can I just have a couple of slices first?
- What is the legal punishment for suicide bombing?
