Showing posts with label Fractured Definition. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fractured Definition. Show all posts

Sunday, October 11, 2020

Fractured Definition


Example — a former spouse who has put on quite a bit of weight


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Thursday, October 08, 2020

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Mosquito — the judge in the original OJ Simpson trial visiting a Muslim holy place



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Monday, October 05, 2020

Fractured Definition


Lotions — a plethora of non-neutrally charged atoms or molecules.


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Saturday, October 03, 2020

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Donkey Greeting Card featuring the digital art Democrat Donkey Mascot Thumbs Up Cartoon by Aloysius Patrimonio


Assertion — a vigorous supposition made by a donkey.


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Sunday, September 27, 2020

Fractured Definition


Polecat — a very cool stripper, man!


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Saturday, September 26, 2020

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Dipsomania — how someone else goes nutty if you scoop twice from the guacamole with the same taco chip (often caused by that someone having too much to drink).


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Monday, September 21, 2020

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Truculent — the business model for U-HAUL.


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Sunday, September 20, 2020

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Controls — prisoners who spend most of their time leaving nasty messages on the Internet


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Thursday, September 17, 2020

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Quire — a gay men’s singing group ... usually 24 members.


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Monday, September 14, 2020

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Remember — regarding an accepted constituent of a group

OR — a glowing coal as visualized in rapid-eye-movement sleep

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Saturday, September 12, 2020

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Oxymoron — someone who believes that CO2 is more prevalent in our atmosphere than O2.


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Friday, September 11, 2020

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Miserable — Scrooge-like


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Friday, September 04, 2020

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Cayoose (var. Cayuse) — the south end of a small, surly (iron?) horse going north


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Tuesday, September 01, 2020

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Morels — using words like “hillbilly” instead of “rube”


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Sunday, August 30, 2020

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Curtail — the wagger on a mongrel canine


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Saturday, August 29, 2020

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Hornswoggle — selling one a fake Louie Armstrong trumpet.

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Friday, August 21, 2020

Monday, August 17, 2020

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Dormant — a pismire that can be found in and around college resident halls.


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Saturday, August 15, 2020

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Roughage — anything over 80

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Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Fractured Definition



Sextant — what Epstein had on Lolita Island before he built his depraved lair