Sunday, July 24, 2022

Reader Contribution

 


RECENT QUOTES FROM: SEN. JOHN KENNEDY, (R) LOUISIANA

FIRST OF ALL, I’M JOHN KENNEDY, NOT THAT JOHN KENNEDY, I AM THE OTHER JOHN KENNEDY, (R) SENATOR REPRESENTING THE GREAT STATE OF LOUISIANA . PERMIT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT I BELIEVE.

• I BELIEVE AMERICA WAS FOUNDED BY GENIUSES BUT IS NOW RUN BY IDIOTS.

• I BELIEVE YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID, BUT YOU CAN VOTE THEM OUT OF OFFICE.

• WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD OF ANYONE TRYING TO SNEAK INTO CHINA?

• AMERICA IS SO GREAT THAT PEOPLE WHO HATE IT, REFUSE TO LEAVE IT.

• LET ME SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION, SO FAR THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION SUCKS.

• I DON’T LIKE TO BRAG ABOUT THE EXPENSIVE PLACES I’VE BEEN TO, BUT THIS MORNING I WENT TO THE GAS STATION.

• I BELIEVE EXERCISE MAKES YOU LOOK BETTER NAKED. BUT SO DOES ALCOHOL.

• WELFARE SHOULD BE A BRIDGE, NOT A PARKING LOT.

• WEAKNESS INVITES THE WOLVES.

• WE MUST ARM FOR PEACE.

• WE DON’T HAVE A GUN CONTROL PROBLEM, WE HAVE AN IDIOT CONTROL PROBLEM.

• FREE ADVICE FRIENDS, IF GOVERNMENT TELLS YOU NOT TO BUY A GUN, BUY TWO.

• I BELIEVE IF YOU HATE POLICE OFFICERS, THE NEXT TIME YOU ARE IN TROUBLE, CALL A CRACK-HEAD.

• HERE’S A FREE TIP, COPS WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE IF YOU DON'T DO STUPID THINGS.

• I BELIEVE WE NEED AN ELECTION DAY, NOT AN ELECTION MONTH.

• I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO PROVE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE WHEN YOU VOTE.

• I BELIEVE 400,000 BODIES BURIED AT ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY IS THE REASON YOU SHOULD STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.

• I BELIEVE THE WATER WON’T CLEAR TILL YOU GET THE PIGS OUT OF THE CREEK.

• I BELIEVE LOVE IS THE ANSWER, BUT YOU SHOULD OWN A GUN JUST N CASE



 Thanks Earle.



STAND UP FOR AMERICA!


1 comment:

DEN said...

Gobble gobble gobble.