Monday, March 27, 2017

Headlines


These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites. Guess which ones came from Politico?

Report: U.S., Israel close to deal on settlement limits

Biden: 'I regret not running for president'

Sanders admits Obamacare deductibles, premiums 'too high'

Sanders to offer single-payer health care plan

Secret text message ordered 'lone wolf' to carry out London terror attack

Pentagon enjoying greater leeway under Trump ..

.Schumer: 'You can't run the presidency like you run a real estate deal'

Police stumped as all but one suspect freed after London attack

California governor: We won't 'bring stupid lawsuits' against the border wall

... Jerry Brown not 'Christian' to build wall

MD School Supt. says parents' response to alleged rape is 'racist'

 'Virtually uncovered' -- NYT admits CNN, MSNBC ignoring Rockville [MD] rape

2 comments:

DEN said...

The actual quote, misrepresented in some reports was, "I regret not *being* president." He does not regret running because he "could not have given 100%." He regrets the outcome of the election.

George W. Potts said...

Wasn't it Buden who called Obamacare a "big f**king deal"? ... which it turned out to be. It has f**ked millions of Americans ... and, unless fixed, will likely f**k millions more. But he still is my favorite plagiarist ... next to Mike Barnicle.