In case you didn’t know, Sarah Palin has committed the following serious political peccadillos:
- She coerced he fellow office workers into buying Girl Scout cookies for her daughter
- She has shot and dressed (with a dull knife) three caribou (and her family ate them!!)
- She had her staff work overtime 27 times in the last 2 years
- When she played basketball for Wasilla, she fouled out nine times (once in a tournament!)
- Her cousin, Wilber, twice watched the Playboy Channel
- She had a Brazil waxing back when she ran for Miss Alaska
- When she worked in her husband’s fishing business, she claimed she didn’t like halibut
- While in college in Idaho, she never joined a sorority
- As a sports reporter for KTUU-TV, she often entered the men’s locker room without knocking
- Over her life, she has removed twelve “Do Not Remove” tags from pillows and mattresses
How can we possibly vote for such a monster?
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