Wagging the Dog

(From a wag on local talk radio yesterday.)  "Mitt Romney put his dog on the roof of his car ... Barack Obama put his dog on the roof of his mouth."

"With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy)."   quoted from Dreams from My Father by Barack Obama