Sage Advice

Any time you hear an epidemiologist tell you, with certainty, how the COVID-19 pandemic is going to progress, rather send that Nigerian prince the money he needs to get and share his rightful family inheritance.

Afterward: Same for predictions from a climatologist.

Lament

Why can't everyone agree with my brilliant insights and follow my sage advice? Could I possibly be wrong? Nah ...

Sage Advice

Never fully trust men who shave their heads ... or women for that matter.

(Although they don't get dandruff or lice, their brains do tend to overheat ...)