The Werewolf

There was this guy from Rangoon

Who loved to bay at the moon.

His fangs were a beaut!

His body, hirsute,

Which made the she-wolves swoon.

Burma Knave

There was a weird geek from Rangoon

Who drank his schnapps with a spoon

He said with a smile,

"Every once in a while

They let me chug the spittoon."