Bad Sushi

When a sushi chef from Zimbabwe

Served some bad fish to Mugabe

On top of this strife

He then lost his life

And was eaten instead with wasabi

Headlines

All from Internet news sites. Guess which from Politico?

New Moore accuser steps forward as campaign disputes another

Zimbabwe coup: Mugabe under house arrest, army controls media

Charles Manson clinging to life in the hospital ...

Federal judge rejects secrecy in legal fight linked to Trump dossier

Senators forge deal to improve gun background database

Alec Baldwin: 'We can't be mean enough to Trump'

Chinese investors are stealthily moving money into India

NRSC poll: Moore trails Jones by 12

UCLA basketball players thank Trump for his help securing their release from China

Hillary: Calls for investigation into me 'personally offensive'

China gears up to test weapon that could hit the United States in 14 minutes

Ivanka Trump scores win with Senate tax plan to double child tax credit