Lipstick

Quite a while back, my wife’s mother was asked why she always wore her lipstick to bed. Her reply: “In case I dream of Clark Gable.”

Limerick

aka Sinead O’Connor

There was a Muslim from Limerick

Who never would wear any lipstick.

She shaved her head bald.

Her family was appalled.

She revelled in playing the misfit.

Lipstick

When, back in the 1940s, a young woman was asked why she always wore lipstick to bed; she replied, “Because I might dream of Clark Gable.”