Headlines

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Trump to hold rally same night as White House Correspondents' Dinner

Mexican authorities kill Gulf Cartel, Zeta leaders in key strikes

Pence: U.S. to honor refugee deal with Australia

[Rep.] Schiff could use Russian probe as Senate springboard

Update: Multiple cities hit with [simultaneous] power grid failures ...

Maher: Cancelling speakers on campus is 'the liberal version of book burning'

Maher: We're 'gassing' Syrians too ... 'with CO2' -- 'conflict started with climate change

DOJ warns 8 cities in sanctuary city crackdown

Police: Indiana State professor fabricates anti-Muslim hate crime

Man fined $128 for idling car in driveway ...

NYT: Trump roars again on trade -- victory again for House economic Nationalists

Berkeley mayor publicly belongs to violent leftist group