Snow

There was a great skier from Stowe

Who was an acrobat on the snow.

He never was bested

Until he invested

In some of the snow that you blow.

Snow

Snow, appropriately, is just the falling dandruff from recently deceased global-warming deniers -- Anon.

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites.

Mattis concludes Asian trip with warning to China: Stay out of Japanese islands

Paul Ryan, John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Marco Rubio, Jeb Bush took campaign cash from Soros

Rare snow paralyzes Seattle ...

Madonna adopts twin girls from Malawi

Report: Visio TVs spied on viewers around the clock ...

Exclusive -- Rand Paul to oppose Eliot Abrams for State Dept. slot

Just 3,000 people can afford $250 million LA mega-mansion ...

Navy tests missile defense system in Hawaii ...

Establishment talking point: Remove 'mentally ill' Trump from office

Maxine Waters: No evidence required for impeachment

Pelosi Senior Moment: Touts opposition to 'President Bush'

Poll: Growing number of Brits back 'Hard Brexit"

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites:

Trade deficit spikes 10% in month

Burqa ban takes effect in Switzerland

EXTREME mosquito activity is extreme

Comey Circus -- FBI did not put Hillary under oath

1 in 3 men fake orgasims ...

Obama turns into stuttering mess -- again ...

City shuts down kid's lemonade stand over lack of permit

INSTAGRAM nixes offensive comments

SNOW: Winter returns to Rockies

FBI: June is 14th consecutive month of record gun sales

Pelosi blows off traffic laws -- to shop at a shoe store

[Olympic] rowing teams to wear sewage-proof suits

Headlines

Michelle O: "I wake up in a house built by slaves"

Human organs grown in pig

FEC Commissioner: Obamaphones fraud approaching $500 million

Two  inches [of snow] forecast [in June] for Adirondacks

San Fran pushing for illegals to vote

Monkey knocks out Kenya's entire power grid

Latino support for Trump on rise at 37%

Bobby Brown claims he had sex ... with a ghost

Law firm and judge associated with Trump U. case both associated with La Raza

Claim: Robots will take HALF the world's jobs by 2045

Trans students beat girls in HS sports

Social media app usage falling significantly

PLAYBOY mansion sold

One-third of Vermont refugees test positive for TB

O.J. Simpson may confess to murders

Hillary Clinton wore a $12,495 Armani jacket to a speech about inequality

Punxsutawney Phil

Near Boston, at least 12 inches of snow outside now ... and it's still coming down (2-3 inches were forecast) and Punxsutawney Phil predicted we would have an early Spring.  I think I'll order roast groundhog for dinner.  (Or perhaps a weatherman on a spit ... maybe even Bill Ayers?)

S'no Snow

The dearth of snow this past winter was viewed by the global-warming alarmists as proof that Armageddon was finally upon us and they genuflected once again to Al Gore's prescience.  (They overlooked that The Barry had promised that "the seas would recede" in his administration.)  However, on Sunday. the 3rd of June, 2012, it snowed in New Hampshire ... on top of Mount Washington (see: Mt. Washington Weather).

On a similar note, these same alarmists have been pointing to receding glaciers in Greenland as another indication of our impending doom.  However, as it turns out, these same glaciers had an equivalent event in the 1930's ... see: Greenland Glaciers in the 1930's.  I suppose that the polar bear population decline myth busting will be next?