Headlines

All from internet news sites. Guess which from Politico?

Kelly struggling to make sense of Kushner's Wesr Wing role

Schumer: Trump said, 'We will not do the wall during negotiations'

Obama officials also took pricey non-commercial places ...

Report: China orders Muslim families to hand over Qurans, prayer mats

Wealthy, not middle class, would be big winners under GOP tax plan, study says

Pope launches crusade against fake news

Austria moves to ban burqa ...

Kaboom/ New poll shows NFL favor ability rating sliced in half

Silicon Valley all in on tax reform

Energy Department proposes changes to electricity pricing that would boost coal, nuclear plants

OJ hiding millions offshore?

With stagnant sales, Kellogg's CEO steps down

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites:

Trade deficit spikes 10% in month

Burqa ban takes effect in Switzerland

EXTREME mosquito activity is extreme

Comey Circus -- FBI did not put Hillary under oath

1 in 3 men fake orgasims ...

Obama turns into stuttering mess -- again ...

City shuts down kid's lemonade stand over lack of permit

INSTAGRAM nixes offensive comments

SNOW: Winter returns to Rockies

FBI: June is 14th consecutive month of record gun sales

Pelosi blows off traffic laws -- to shop at a shoe store

[Olympic] rowing teams to wear sewage-proof suits

Hijab Jeebies

Our children's TV opiate, Sesame Street, has just unveiled ... or should I say veiled ... a hijab-wearing Afghani puppet named Zari who will teach our munchkins about "girl empowerment, social and emotional wellbeing" as experienced by Muslim girls ... see: Breitbart Article.

A few small problems Zari ... number one, hijab wearers are not allowed to show any of their hair if they are devout Muslims (nor be without a burqa, a face veil) ... and, number two, Muslim girls in Afghanistan are often not empowered or living well ... particularly if they reside in an area controlled by the Taliban. There they cannot attend school ... they cannot have a job or be seen outside without a male relative as a companion ... they must be submissive to males ... they must be completely covered in traditional Islam garments ... and the punishments for disobeying these strict Muslim doctrines is often lashings or death ... see: The Afghan Web.

I wonder if Sesame Street will show any of these downsides to Zari's life? Or will it keep up this saccharin flacking for its romantic vision of Islam ... slavishly hoping this religion will become something that it is often not.

Also Beware ...

Tashfeen Malik

Of 90-pound burqa-wearing "typical housewife[s]" who are "too weak to lift a handgun" ... see: The Right Scoop.

Afterward: My wife reminds me that a six-month old baby weighs quite a bit more than a handgun.

Allah Provides

In a shocking example of nobilis oblige, Gisele Bundchen, the world's top supermodel and wife of football star Tom Brady, has used a full-body and face burqa to enter and leave France unrecognized in order to get a little nip and tuck on her chi-chi persona. And France is not happy about this deception ... see: New York Post Page Six Story ... since such full-body and face cover-ups are now illegal in France.

It takes a certain type of cynical haughtiness for this multi-millionaire twit to hide behind such a Muslim costume ... one often used by suicide bombers ... to stay incognito in Paris, a city where such drastic dress now produces much public angst.