What Things Are

Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice

Boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails

Trans are made of snips and snails and everything nice

Republicans are bingo winners and pot-luck dinners

Democrats are for Greenpeace and a tax increase

Socialists are all for free health and share the wealth

CO2 is a life-giving gas decried by an ass [A.G.]

Male swells are all labido driven by an oversized ego

Scaramucci is now gone and also forgotten

Headlines

All from Internet news sites. Guess which ones from Politico?

Trump approval: How low can he go?

Hungarian PM: Soros, EU trying to 'Muslimize' Europe

Poll: Macron popularity tumbles ...

Ex-Bill Clinton pollster urges Kamala Harris to run for POTUS

Former spy chiefs tear into Trump

WaPo buries glaring caveat on latest Sessions scoop

Chemical experts fear terrorists could release the Black Death in cities

Target blames Trump for low number of Hispanic shoppers

The spiraling costs of a student loan relief program

It didn't take long for people to start attacking Sarah Huckabee Sanders after her promotion

Trans inmate wins right to move to female prison ...

Poll shows half of liberal Dems troubled by socializing with Trump voters

Headlines

Michelle O: "I wake up in a house built by slaves"

Human organs grown in pig

FEC Commissioner: Obamaphones fraud approaching $500 million

Two  inches [of snow] forecast [in June] for Adirondacks

San Fran pushing for illegals to vote

Monkey knocks out Kenya's entire power grid

Latino support for Trump on rise at 37%

Bobby Brown claims he had sex ... with a ghost

Law firm and judge associated with Trump U. case both associated with La Raza

Claim: Robots will take HALF the world's jobs by 2045

Trans students beat girls in HS sports

Social media app usage falling significantly

PLAYBOY mansion sold

One-third of Vermont refugees test positive for TB

O.J. Simpson may confess to murders

Hillary Clinton wore a $12,495 Armani jacket to a speech about inequality