On the off chance that The Donald wins on November 8th, here are some suggestions:
- Open a relo service to Canada and New Zealand
- Go into the construction business along our southern border
- Make sure your dead uncle's vote was counted
- Cancel your subscription to the New York Times
- Buy coal company stocks
- Abandon writing a book on the Bush family
- Buy deep-discounted Russian bonds
- Swear to your friends you voted for her
- Open a McDonald's franchise near the White House
- Get a job
- Rescind your pledge to contribute to the Clinton Foundation
- Short Goldman Sachs stock
- Buy a gas guzzler
