Pretzel Logic

From Mostly Cajun blog

Question: Which Democrat presidential candidate is being paraphrased here?

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Answer: Pretty near all of them ...

Non Sequitur

The warmists are blaming our recent severe winter weather on global warming ... see: Washington Post Story. This was once called a non sequitur, but, with the bizarro world that we now are living in, a goodly number of liberal lemmings are nodding their heads in alarming agreement. (Isn't it also strange that global warming has become a political hot potato?) Can we now draw the following conclusions using the same pretzel logic?

- Losing weight can best be done by eating lots of cake, ice cream and cookies.

- Water-boarding is torture but killing by drone strike is not.

- The shortest route from New York to L.A. is by way of New Delhi.

- The best way to defeat one's enemies is by not identifying them by name.

- Smoking cigarettes is good for one's health.

- Paying more unemployment benefits creates jobs.

- Wings are not required for commercial airplanes to fly ... but tray tables are.

- Forcing banks to give mortgages to unqualified people helps them out.

- Carbon dioxide, the basis of all life, is an air-pollutant.

- Thought crimes are more dangerous as real ones.

Afterward: Greg Gutfeld had a good one ... drug dealers are undocumented pharmacists.