Cold Hard Reality

I think, rather After and Before

Nancy Pelosi is a corrupt, autocratic, Trump-despising, limousine-liberal octogenarian who knows all too well how to cow her House lessers until they have no minds of their own ... and who has had so many face lifts her belly button is hidden under her chin.

The Octogenarian

There was a young nympho from Sharon

Who got engaged to an octogenarian.

The night that they wed

He leaped into their bed,

Only to expire before reaching  square one.