Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites. Guess which ones came from Politico?

ISIS attacks Paris on eve of election

Lights out San Fran

Sanctuary cities face cuts as DOJ tightens screws

Resistance group says Iran is violating nuclear agreement

Poll: Voters support allowing Syrian refugees

Majority of French armed police support Marine Le Pen

Fox [O'Reilly] staffers express relief, anger, uncertainty

How Trump blew up the conservative media

WH asks agencies to prepare for government shutdown

Clinton knocks Trump on LGBT rights 'Let's remember 2018'

MasterCard tests credit card with embedded fingerprint reader

Trump: White House will release tax reform plan next week

Sign of the Times

It has been revealed that the sign-language interpreter (signer) at the Nelson Mandela memorial ceremonies yesterday in Pretoria, South Africa was a total charlatan.  None of his hand gestures meant anything to anybody … it was total hand-waving gibberish … see: UK Evening Standard.  It is too tempting to resist the comment that, at this, he made more sense than many of the puffed-up speakers whom he stood beside.

In fact John Kerry has already contacted this man to be his signer for his next Congressional session explaining our interim nuclear agreement with Iran.