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Why Trump’s zigzagging speech made perfect sense

US trade deficit narrows more than expected in win for Trump

CBS poll: 76% approval of [SOTU] speech

Cuomo blames Trump for New York’s $2.6 billion budget shortfall

‘WTF’; Dems rip Trump’s speech as phony outreach

2018 was Earth’s fourth hottest on record, NOAA and  NASA report

Trump to hold first rally of 2019 in El Paso

Senate Democrats block bill protecting babies surviving abortion

Poll: California voters divided on Kamala Harris as president

Mnuchin says Trump’s economic plan is working and ‘we’re not going back to socialism’

Covington Catholic teen sues 54 news outlets, politicians and celebrities ...

400 pounds of meth smuggled inside fake rocks, Border Patrol says

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American warship fires warning shots at Iranian vessels ...

Mattis wanted to strike Iran in retaliation for killing U.S. troops, Obama denied him

Trump planning to give cabinet unusually wide latitude

Tehran to receive huge shipment of uranium ...

HUD's Castro fears 'going backwards' under Ben Carson

Man spends days in jail after kitty litter mistaken for meth ...

Urban League cites Obama's failure for Black America ...

Iconic tunnel tree [Sequoia] topples in California storm ...

Brutal cold wreaks havoc across Europe ...

Paper: NY Giants trash airplanes after loss ...

Stuck without a Trump job, Christie is back in New Jersey ...

Half of German women feel unsafe in their neighborhoods

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Pot alters DNA ... mutations ...

Vandals Deface Vietnam War Memorial

Central American gangs use FACEBOOK to hunt victims

NYC to start issuing 'high salt' fines

About 100,000 in U.S. now work for Chinese firms

Woman wearing 'Stop Domestic Violence' t-shirt -- arrested for domestic violence

The sisters that used to be brothers

Man arrested after applying for a loan ... to buy meth

[Oberlin] students demand end to midterms ... all grades below 'C'

Hillary Clinton releases plan to dissolve U.S. border within [first] 100 days

Chinese commercial advertises detergent strong enough to wash off black skin