My Gold Mine

Once, a number of years ago in New York City ... while crossing Lexington Avenue, Donald Trump’s limo was stopped by traffic congestion right next to me for at least a minute. I got a good long look at him and what he was up to. He even caught my eye. Lucky me!

I just signed a multi-million dollar book deal with a white-shoe publisher to recount this experience ... along with my myriad other feelings about the Orangeman’s early life.

I think I’ll call it “Donald and Me” and use the above pic on the book jacket.

I’ve hit the mother load!


STAND UP FOR AMERICA!

Mountainous Molehills

This is not really fake news (a term that the Hillary's posse probably regrets introducing), but it does suggest a silly-season approach to hit reporting on President Trump and his clan:

Kellyanne Conway puts her shoes on an Oval Office couch ... see: Daily Mail Article.

At his own hotel, President Trump orders $54 steak well-done with ketchup ... see Washington Post Story

Outrage as Trump puts his feet on Oval Office desk ... America Now Article

Illustrated history of Donald Trump's hair ... see: Vanity Fair Story

Trump practices his address to Congress in his limo ... see: CNBC Article