Craven

Who is the most craven political figure?  I'll list my top ten and then go back and rank them to help me through this doleful exercise.

Craven
Rank
  5        Al Sharpton (Reverend Al)

 10        Click Schumer (Upchuck Schumer)

   4       Hillary Clinton (Hellery)

    6      Barack Obama (Bathhouse Barry)

   3       Adan Schiff (Little Adam Schitt)

   9       Richard Durbin (Turbin Durbin)

   2       Michael Avenatti (Creepy Porn Lawyer)

   7       Richard Blumenthal (Danang Dick)

    1      Kamala Hatris (Ms. Perception is Reality)

     8     Elizabeth Warren (Pocahontas)

Looking back over this list, I  am surprised to note that they are all liberal Democrats. I must be deplorable?

Who Am I?

A male, a homeowner, a programmer, a patent holder, a provocateur, a kuffar, a blogger, an entrepreneur, a husband, a honkie, a gardener, a doubter, a hoper, a nationalist, a skeptic, an investor, a curmudgeon, a conservative, an investment analyst, a divorcee, a fogey, a father, a deplorable, a retiree, an artist, a software architect,  a gambler, a Republican, a republican, a gringo, a granddad, a diabetic, a wasp, a seeker, a cripple, a cracker, a crossword puzzler, and an American.

Afterward: a cook, a doggerel poet, a Walter Mitty scientist

Headlines

These headlines are real ... they have all been discovered on Internet news sites.

Gov't plans to kill 45,000 wild horses ...

Clinton Doctor: all good, nothing to see

Coulter: Could Hillary tell us what percentage of Muslims are 'deplorable'?

Powell: 'Bohemian Grove attendees will vote against Trump' ...

European Parliament chief: 'Trump problem for the whole world' ...

What? Bill sez Hillary haz 'flu'

118,395,000 on government health insurance

Sessions: Obama's plan to import 110,000 refugees 'extreme, reckless'

Kim Jong-un has enough uranium to build 20 nukes THIS YEAR ...

Huffpo: Trump's plan to give women maternity time off is SEXIST

UPDATE: FBI Director says cover up your webcam ...

Merkel demands German firms hire unqualified immigrants -- quickly