Why I Won’t Vote for Romney

- He didn’t pay any income taxes for ten years

- He drove hundreds of miles with his dog on the roof of his car

- He thinks the trees in Michigan are just the right size

- He has some offshore bank accounts/investments

- His great grandfather was a polygamist

- His wife rides an expensive horse

- He wears magic underwear

- He likes to fire people

- His church does not permit non-members to enter their temple

- He was worried about the preparations for the London Olympics

- He thinks that Jerusalem is the capital of Israel

- His garage in Santa Barbara has a car elevator

- His sons didn’t serve in the military

- He is a member of the 1%

The Mole Hills ...

that are being made into Mitt Romney mountains:

- "In Michigan the trees are just the right size."
- He put his dog in a carrier on the top of his car.
- "I like to fire people." (i.e., companies who don't do their job)
- He knows the owners of basketball teams and car-racing teams
- "I don't worry about poor people, they have a safety net."
- His wife has two Cadillacs.
- "Companies are people too."
- An elevator for his cars in his San Diego home.
- "My sons are serving their country by helping me campaign."

And the sad fact is ... a good number of people in this country will vote against Mitt Romney because of one or more of these mini-gaffs ... and for the man who is trying to transform America into that envisioned by his radicalized mother, preacher and friends.